Illustrations by Ryan Berkley.
Said of the Great White:
Once a popular jazz pianist, this shark has most recently become a song and dance showman. His voice has been described as “a cross between Louis Armstrong and Kenny Rogers”. Unfortunately his fierce temper has limited his gigs to biker bars and convict picnics.
Said of the Hammerhead:
This hammerhead brings a specially designed chair to movies and parades that allows him to sit sideways. He gets a great view with one eye but the people directly behind him tend to get a little creeped out.